slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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  • waking up: haha fuck

mescalineforbreakfast:

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

(via hudlion)

  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?

isawthew0lf:

"what kind of job do you plan on getting with your degree?"

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"I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me."

Marc Maron (via goofballery)

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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

(via thefuuuucomics)

"That’s what they didn’t tell me about depression
You will search for clarity in the wrong places
At the end of a liquor bottle
In the underwear of someone who sees through your eyes and not into then
Through the smoke of a cigarette
Or through the affection of people who want you for the night and not for the morning."

fujisakiakira2:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

(Source: notjackwhite, via takelotswithalcohol)

"I was tired of pretending that I was someone else just to get along with people, just for the sake of having friendships."

Kurt Cobain (via 0riginal)

(Source: psych-facts, via megalmighty)