prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war


(via luucywithdiamonds)

  • waking up: haha fuck


Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

(via hudlion)

  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?


"what kind of job do you plan on getting with your degree?"


(via takelotswithalcohol)

"I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me."

Marc Maron (via goofballery)

(via takelotswithalcohol)


black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

(via thefuuuucomics)

"That’s what they didn’t tell me about depression
You will search for clarity in the wrong places
At the end of a liquor bottle
In the underwear of someone who sees through your eyes and not into then
Through the smoke of a cigarette
Or through the affection of people who want you for the night and not for the morning."


shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

(Source: notjackwhite, via takelotswithalcohol)

"I was tired of pretending that I was someone else just to get along with people, just for the sake of having friendships."

Kurt Cobain (via 0riginal)

(Source: psych-facts, via megalmighty)