ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

(via thefuuuucomics)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via beautifulmindsarefragile)

heyeverythingfuckyou:

And we can live with our mistakes
All my friends are going out tonight
And I can’t sit here just waiting for another day 
To die

Fuck all this ancient history

(via takelotswithalcohol)

"I refuse to go back to not liking who I was."

Childish Gambino (via emsfitjourney)

(Source: jvppiter, via vainlight)

"I like art, and by art I mean music, poetry, sex, paintings, the human body, literature.. All of this is art to me."

Hunter Reveu (via timid)

(Source: franki-e, via nudgewinkwin)

angrykoreanguy:

glass half full, glass half empty, whichever way you look at it there’s still room for vodka

(via nudgewinkwin)

"Most times, it’s just a lot easier not to let the world know what’s wrong."

Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via simply-quotes)

(Source: simply-quotes, via nudgewinkwin)

daemontool:

Share a Coke with The Void

(via righteouspineapple)

blackfemalepresident:

ok but consider this

1. stop startin shit w ppl on tumblr for no reason
2. wash your ass
3. get a plant
4. listen to smooth jazz
5. chill
6. keep chillin
7. dont ever stop chillin

(via its-angry-panda)